The most polite sword fight ever
Tumblr on November 1st
Hey scientists, you may have turned black watermelon seeds white… but we have eyes and they’re definitely still there, so let’s not call them “seedless”.
Hears a Joke: *laughs hysterically*.
Hears a Historical joke: *laughs historically*.
yep that’s exactly how it went
I’m a piece of shit
"Romeo And Juliet" Act I scene I
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell