Anne of Blue TARDIS

hopelesslyhiddled:

The most polite sword fight ever

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Hey scientists, you may have turned black watermelon seeds white… but we have eyes and they’re definitely still there, so let’s not call them “seedless”.

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Hears a Joke: *laughs hysterically*.

Hears a Historical joke: *laughs historically*.

levianity:

shakespearesiphone:

yep that’s exactly how it went

I’m a piece of shit

"Romeo And Juliet" Act I scene I

bro

Prayers for my sister in law Jen’s surgery this morning if you don’t mind!

pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.